Dear Litterbug

Can we talk?

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I saw you over at a Wendy’s parking lot this afternoon after picking up a few things at the Target across the plaza. The closest garbage can couldn’t have been more than a few feet away but while you were rummaging through your old, blue Toyota…

A plastic cup catapulted out of your driver’s side window, along with a flying orange straw right after. Both lay forlorn on the asphalt and…